The World Is Full Of Crazies, But Florida Really Has The Most Crazy People Than Any Other State

Posted by Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 8th June 2018

We live in a day and age where people are crazier and crazier. Back when most of us were growing up, we did not have to fear half of the things we fear today. Children used to be sent out of the house to play from the time they woke up until dinner time. Most of the time, our parents had no idea where we were, but the world is much scarier now than it was then. The world is filled with crazy and deranged people now, and Florida seems to have the most. These headlines are so crazy that they are almost unbelievable.

Car Fire

Some guys just do not take breakups well. It is especially hard to deal with when you are broken up with via text message. This dude was so mad at how his ex broke up with him that he took his 14-year-old son with him while he set the poor woman's car on fire.

Where's My Corndog

Some people just have short fuses and blow up over the slightest things. This guy totally lost his shit when a corn dog went missing and killed his roommate. Talk about someone who needs to take a chill pill.

Stolen Cheese

Most people rob places and take things of monetary value, whether it be cash or electronics. But, this guy stole two cases of cheese, which have no monetary value on the streets. He must have been a big cheese lover.

Ketchup Fits

Oh, Florida. Are all of these people really native there? What is in the water? This nutjob covered himself in ketchup and started verbally assaulting anyone around him. What a whacko!

Paralyzing Assault

It is never okay to beat up someone in a wheelchair even if he is the instigator. Now, we do not know what exactly transpired, but this poor paraplegic was attacked by a crazed lunatic armed with a fish. Oh, the horror!

Too Fat

Obesity is a major epidemic in the United States. If you are obese, you cannot enjoy a lot of things in life like riding the rollercoaster at the amusement park, going horseback riding, or even fitting in some cars. This Florida man was so big that he could not even be housed in the jail. I guess being too big can have its advantages.

What?

This story is so incredibly bizarre that it can only come from Florida. This crazy naked man jumps off of the roof onto the homeowner. Then, he goes in the house, knocks over the television, dumps out the vacuum cleaner onto the floor, and proceeds to masturbate. It is a tale that is almost too strange to believe.

Exploding Oven

When you are a responsible gun owner, you have to keep your guns and ammunition well hidden to ensure everyone's safety in the home. But, putting your bullets in the oven is not the best hiding place. It could have killed this woman.

Punch and Run

Imaging this. You are sitting on the couch, watching a movie, and enjoying a bowl of popcorn. Someone knocks on your door. You are not expecting anyone, but you answer the door anyway. Next thing you know, you are getting punched in the face by some stranger that runs away right after the quick assault...only in Florida.

Snorting Ashes

They say that drug addicts will do anything to get high. Apparently, Florida drug addicts take this to an entirely new level when they start snorting the ashes of the deceased.

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