There Is Never A Time When The People Of Walmart Are Not Entertaining
Missy aka Tizzy
On 30th March 2018
There is never a dull moment when you take a trip to Walmart. You are bound to find some strange and unusual people in various stages of undress or in costume. You can find these people at any time of day even in the middle of the night. We bet you cannot take one trip without running across something or someone who makes you shake your head or gasp in shock.
Look, Ma! I'm on TV!
Someone should let this guy know that being on the security camera at Walmart is not the same as being on the Jumbotron at the game. We wonder if this is his first time seeing one of these at Walmart or perhaps his first trip to Wally World, and he really wanted to commemorate it.
What a deal!
C'mon, Walmart, you can do better than that. Either someone made a mistake setting the sale price or Walmart forgot what a rollback means. Either way, it is one heck of a fail.
Read the caption in Steve Irwin's voice.
The infamous urban giraffe, much smaller than their jungle counterparts, you will often see them prowling in the late night hours at your local Walmart or 24 hour gas station buying meaningless sugary items and acting like they are 10 years below their age, often seen at EDM concerts and well and claiming to be "woke". Try not anger this beast for they are loud and obnoxious.
Ok...Who left the baby alone in the aisle? Someone call security! This is probably one of the oddest things anyone could possibly see while shopping at Walmart. Nothing could possibly beat this geriatric baby.
What is that?
Seriously, what is that? Inquiring minds truly want to know. Is it hair? Is it a nest? Perhaps it is some sort of wild animal? Either way, it looks heavy and uncomfortable.
That's not for you.
Someone forgot to tell this Mama that seat is not for her. While she may be a big kid at heart, this is not how that works. That's not how any of this works.
Overalls were really popular when I was growing up. But, have any of you seen any that are made like these? What is up with the back? And, is she wearing a shirt? We should probably be thankful that we are not seeing the front view.
A true patriot
I don't think anyone should dare make fun of this guy. He is a true patriot and could probably whoop some ass. Afterall, you have to be truly brave to walk around like that. One thing I can say is that he has some pretty good legs. I am kind of jealous.
Worst idea, ever!
You head to Walmart for a quick shopping trip and leave with head lice. Then, you sit at home wondering how you got it. When these were in the store, I would cringe every time I saw someone put one on.
Is that you? Times must be tough after taping Grease. It makes us wonder where the rest of the cast is right now.
We think it is pretty bad ass that this guy is confident enough to dye his hair to match his work uniform. He definitely nailed the color perfectly.
This is part of the reason why money is the filthiest thing in the world. Could you imagine how many people he has passed his dingleberry germs off to? Gawd, I hope he washed his hands. Though, that is probably wishful thinking...shudders.