These Photos From Russian Dating Sites Are Just Bizarre
Missy aka Tizzy
On 9th May 2018
You can find all kinds of weird things and people on the internet. No matter where you look, you are sure to be baffled by what you find at least once a day. One of the more bizarre places to find strange people are Russian dating sites. Here are some of the more strange profile photos from some of those sites.
Ax Me To Prom
We have to wonder why this chick is carrying an ax while in her prom dress. Is this some sort of 'promposal' and she is going to ax someone to go with her? Or, did someone already ax her to go, and that is why she has a rose too? This whole photo is confusing.
What is that smell? Oh, it is just my giant fish. Trust me. Does anyone have any idea why this lady is posing with a huge fish? Surely there are better ways to figure out how big your catch was.
Why is this guy sitting in a tub full of dirty water, fully clothed? What is he drinking? And, are those cookies sitting on the towel? We have so many questions and not nearly enough answers.
These two must be twins. They have a lot of similar facial features, but the bangs are what really give it away. This guy's combover puts Donald Trump's combover to shame. Don't you agree?
We really are not sure why this guy seems to be holding this poor teddy bear hostage at knifepoint. All we can hope is that the hostage negotiator was able to talk him down and the bear got away unscathed.
This guy sure thinks that he is big pimping while wearing this giant fur coat. Unfortunately, it looks like it belongs to his grandmother, not some big thug named Boris. He tried, though.
Who in their right mind puts on skimpy clothes, lays in a trash pile at the local dump, and poses for a photo? We might have contracted Hepatitis just looking at this photo. Hopefully someone hosed her down with sanitizer after this. Ick!
Strike a Pose
There are some people who try too hard to be sure that they look like their pets. This gal seems to be trying to make her pet chicken pose like her. We hope she pecked the hell out of her after she released her.
If all the patterns in this room do not drive your OCD crazy, we do not know what will. Then, there is this guy and his pose. He looks like he is about to pop a blood vessel while trying to flex muscles that he obviously does not have.
Chubby chasers must love this guy. He is defeating all stereotypes by showing off his ninja skills. We are not quite sure why he is posing with an electric fly swatter, though. His nunchucks must be lost.