These Worst First Date Experiences Will Leave You In Stitches

Posted by Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 26th June 2018

Dating is not easy, especially if you are going on a blind date. You really do not know what to expect either way. We are usually drawn to a person by their looks and use the first date to learn about their personalities. The way you hoped the other person would be like versus how they really are in person can turn out to be a massive disappointment. These people tell us about their disappointing first dates, and they will really crack you up.

Dinner & A Movie

It is sad that this guy apparently had the attitude that if he treats a woman to dinner and a movie that she owes him something for it. We are glad that she saw what a pig this dude was and got herself home safely. Things could have been so much worse.

Double Dating

Now, this gives the term "double dating" an entirely new meaning. This guy thought he was slick, but he totally got busted out by the wait staff.

Too Much Garlic

If she does something like this, she is just not that into you. It would be best to cut a date like this short instead of wasting your time.

The Mute

This is just bizarre, and it leaves us with so many questions. Who did he just eat with? How did she know he was waiting for a blind date making him an easy target? And, lastly, who does that?

Nothing Better To Do

Wow. He sounds like a real keeper. Apparently, she thought so too since she married him. Let's be honest. This guy got really lucky because most girls would have never talked to him again after a remark like that one.

Awkward

Many of us can relate to a story like this. When we get nervous, it can be really hard to reply properly to any statements let alone a compliment like this one. We can only hope that the conversation got better from that point on. It usually does get easier once that first awkward stage has passed.

Are You Gay?

The only thing we can guess is that her date apparently swings both ways. It had to really be awkward to run into your date from the night before while out on a date with another person, though.

Bad Mood

Blind dates are bad enough, but it really has to suck to find out your date is someone who totally soured your mood earlier in the day. We just wonder if she was able to get him to make the ticket go away after their date. We bet she at least asked. What do you think?

Breaking Teeth

Our first question is, what kind of toppings were on that pizza that caused him to break a tooth? He must have been a redneck to head for the store to get super glue to fix it. At least he didn't try to duct tape it.

Cheap Date

There are cheap dates, then there are guys like this dude. If you cannot afford to go out on a date, you should probably just stay home. I would have been grossed out by his choice of snack too. Who does that?

Copping a Feel

Now, this is just bold. Whatever happened to wining and dining a lady? This guy just totally skipped the kiss goodnight and went for second base before the meal was even over. What a sleaze!

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