Twitter Users Are Prompted By Jimmy Fallon To Talk About Their Worst First Dates And The Results Are Hilarious

Posted by Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 26th June 2018

Anyone who has ever dated could probably tell you some horror stories about dates that have gone terribly wrong. Jimmy Fallon recently asked his viewers to tell him about their bad first date experiences and to use the hashtag #worstfirstdate and the results are hilarious. If you have ever had a horrible first date, some of these might make you feel much better about your experience.

The Buffers

It is not uncommon for a girl to want a buffer on a first date, especially in a dark movie theater. However, this lady went a bit too far when she invited all of her friends to come and keep the couple separated during the movie.

They Listen

It is our opinion that she should have dated this guy a little while longer, especially if she is bored in life. Conspiracy theorists like this make for some great entertaining conversations.

The Hearse

It is already creepy knowing that your date is a funeral director, but when he picks you up with a dead body in the back of the car, you should have ended the date right there. Could you ride anywhere knowing their was a corpse in the back of the car?

No Parking

It sounds like there was probably more to this story. Like we can totally see this guy road raging because of his own ineptitude when it comes to parking. He was a real jerk to leave her there on the sidewalk because he can't park.

Getting Some For Granny

It would not be so strange to meet your date at her grandmother's house, but it would be strange for her to not be there because she was actually trying to hook her granny up with the guy instead. We are thinking that there is a lot more to the story, like the girl was probably much younger than him, to begin with.

Broke Date

First of all, if you go on a date with a guy and he has no money, go home. Unless you planned ahead of time to pay for everything, you do not need to be out with this guy let alone loan him a couple of bucks...especially on a first date.

Mama's Boy

This is taking the term "Mama's boy" to an entirely new level. At what point do you get off of the tit and start making decisions like the grown man that you are? She was right to end this date at that point.

Tinder Thief

It is hard to get taken advantage of. It sucks even worse when someone steals from you. It is really bad when it is someone you went out with that goes on a shopping spree shortly after your date ends with your stolen credit card.

Meet The Parents

It can be nerve-wracking enough to meet someone you have been dating's parents for the first time. But, it is totally bizarre to meet them on the first date, unless you are teenagers. Even teenagers do not bring them along to dinner. Talk about awkward.

Choking

Choking on a first date can be a real buzz kill, but blowing a chunk of any food out your nose during the whole ordeal is just unattractive. However, this guy got lucky and she found it endearing enough to eventually end up marrying him.

That's Mine

This is just gross. It is bad enough that he did not make an attempt to cover his mouth when he sneezed, but sneezing all over someone's food is foul. And, to make things worse, he claims the sneezed on food as his own and starts eating it...Gag!

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