You Will Not Believe The Level Of Stupidity That Medical Professionals Have To Deal With

Posted by Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 20th June 2018

Doctors and Nurses are some of the smartest people in the world. They have to be in order to diagnose and treat people properly. Even though they are all very intelligent, that does not mean that the people around them or the people they treat are as well. In fact, they probably deal with more stupidity than most people in other professions. You will not believe how ridiculously stupid some of their patients can be.

Anti-Vaxxer Logic

We know that there are all kinds of people out there nowadays that are refusing to vaccinate their children. They have no idea the risks they are putting their children and other people's children at. Then, there are people like this guy who probably just jumped on the bandwagon since they are putting them in even more harm by smoking weed and cigarettes in front of their kids.

It is not a suggestion

This father is so clueless that he almost killed his child by not following her doctor's instructions to not eat after midnight the night before her surgery. This is why people should have to take tests before breeding. His stupidity almost turned into a tragedy.

Taking Baby's Temperature

This mother obviously knows very little about the human body. If her baby had a temperature of 250 degrees, it would be dead and would be cooking from the inside. We hope that the doctor sent this seriously ignorant woman home with a thermometer.

Medical History

Stuff like this is why aliens will not visit us. We might appear to be the intelligent life form on this planet, but then people like this are mixed in and just dumb down our entire race. How do you not know that you have a disease but know you take meds for said disease?

Using The Patch

People like this is why we have so many strange warning labels on things, like curling irons being labeled not for internal use. Apparently, doctors need to issue IQ tests when giving out medications to be sure that the patient is capable of following simple instructions and using common sense.

Can sex get you pregnant?

You have to feel bad for this girl. Her parents must have really stuck to the whole "the stork brings us a baby" story. How can anyone at that age not know that sex leads to pregnancy? She must have led a really sheltered life. We almost feel bad for her.

Having Asthma

People do not realize that just because they have a medical condition, it does not make them experts. Every body's body is different. Her not listening to her doctor could have cost her child's life.

Getting Tested

Even if you are practicing safe sex, you should still get tested regularly. Having an STD is not fun and could be fatal depending on the disease. However, we can tell this guy has no idea what the different STDs are since he panicked and is wanting to be tested for diabetes. We wonder if they appeased him and tested him.

Nipples

It really makes us wonder if they stopped teaching basic anatomy in schools these days. We apparently really need it, especially when you have a grown man like this one who does not understand that he has nipples.

Peanut Allergies

Here is another example as to why we should not allow everyone to breed. This mother's ignorance could have killed her child. How do you not know that peanut butter has peanuts in it when the word peanut is in the name? Is she really that dumb?

Latex Allergy

Latex allergies are taken very seriously in hospitals. The last thing they want is a lawsuit because someone had a reaction after letting the staff know about the allergy. Patients need to take this seriously as well. This lady had no such allergy. She simply doesn't like the sound latex gloves make. We hope they charged her for the equipment wasted in the first operating room that they set up.

Cat Allergy

We really have no words. The level of stupidity here is just amazing. We are just baffled. He sprayed the inhaler on the cat instead of using it himself. Yes, you read that right.

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